Generic portraits of paid models tell no lies!!

It’s easy to tell you how great we are. Here is what complete strangers are quoted as saying:

“I’m so happy and I know it; i’ll clap my hands!” “Donna” part-time stock photo model

“That DiYWTF guy is not as popular as me, which is good. You can’t have a winner without a whole lotta losers behind you, know what I mean?”

– Percy, currently trending

“I was ready to throw it all away and then he told me, ‘you’ll be fine. millennials have never heard of Vanilla Ice.’ ”

– John, Custodian Arts major

“I was depressed bcs I thought that all of the really good cat videos have been done already. He told me simply, ‘there is always room for at least one more cat video.’ ”

– Marianne, crazycatlady @ myspace .com

Cindy’s sharp mind & bright energy forged herself a successful and interesting life! She has no idea why she appears on this testimonial page.

– (one of Cindy’s 6 billion followers)